if you have a low spice tolerance, I may not be the money coach for you š
and Iām not talking about spicy food š¶ļø
If youāre searching for a coach who plays by the rules, shies away from anything bold and provocative, and follows the same old vanilla approach, then I must warn you: I am not the coach for you.
Why? Because I bring a whole new level of sizzle, spice, and unapologetic playfulness to the table.
First things first, Iām an erotic money coach. That means Iām all about infusing pleasure, sensuality, and erotic energy into your relationship with money. I believe that money can be an electrifying and deeply satisfying part of your life, and Iām here to help you embrace that fiery connection. But let me be clear: if youāre not comfortable exploring the intersection of money and pleasure, if the idea of merging spirituality and eroticism makes you squirm, then itās time to exit stage left.
You see, I donāt do the high vibe spiritual bypass. Iām not here to sugarcoat or hide behind fluffy affirmations. I believe in diving deep into the messy, raw, and sometimes taboo aspects of our relationship with money. Weāll address the fears, the desires, the insecurities, and everything in between. And trust me, itās not always comfortable. It takes courage to confront the shadows and break free from societal conditioning. So if youāre not ready to get a little hot under the collar, then itās time to step away from the heat.
I pride myself on being edgy, unconventional, and unafraid to challenge the status quo. I wonāt fit into the neat little box that society expects coaches to fit into. If youāre looking for someone who colors outside the lines, who pushes boundaries, and who encourages you to do the same, then we might just be a match made in spicy heaven.
But hereās the truth: my approach isnāt for everyone. It might make some people uncomfortable, raise a few eyebrows, and cause a stir. And thatās okay. Because I firmly believe that those who are truly ready to ignite their relationship with money, to embrace their inner erotic power, and to create a turned-on life of abundance will find their way to me.
So, if youāre ready to leave behind the ordinary and embark on a journey of unapologetic pleasure, if youāre willing to dance on the edge and embrace your wild side, then I invite you to join me. But if you prefer the safety of the sidelines, if youāre not ready to embrace your inner spice, then itās best to seek guidance elsewhere.
Remember, life is too short for mediocrity. So letās turn up the heat, embrace our desires, and set the world on fire together. If youāre ready to unleash your inner rebel and explore a whole new realm of financial empowerment, then Iām here, waiting for you with open arms (and a wicked grin).
P.S. If itās not you who is ready for passion, but you know someone who would be perfect, Iām offering $250 for every successful referral into UNHOLY MONEY as a huge thank you for helping me change the world! Make sure to tell me who sent you!