if you have a low spice tolerance, I may not be the money coach for you 😏
and I’m not talking about spicy food 🌶️
If you’re searching for a coach who plays by the rules, shies away from anything bold and provocative, and follows the same old vanilla approach, then I must warn you: I am not the coach for you.
Why? Because I bring a whole new level of sizzle, spice, and unapologetic playfulness to the table.
First things first, I’m an erotic money coach. That means I’m all about infusing pleasure, sensuality, and erotic energy into your relationship with money. I believe that money can be an electrifying and deeply satisfying part of your life, and I’m here to help you embrace that fiery connection. But let me be clear: if you’re not comfortable exploring the intersection of money and pleasure, if the idea of merging spirituality and eroticism makes you squirm, then it’s time to exit stage left.
You see, I don’t do the high vibe spiritual bypass. I’m not here to sugarcoat or hide behind fluffy affirmations. I believe in diving deep into the messy, raw, and sometimes taboo aspects of our relationship with money. We’ll address the fears, the desires, the insecurities, and everything in between. And trust me, it’s not always comfortable. It takes courage to confront the shadows and break free from societal conditioning. So if you’re not ready to get a little hot under the collar, then it’s time to step away from the heat.
I pride myself on being edgy, unconventional, and unafraid to challenge the status quo. I won’t fit into the neat little box that society expects coaches to fit into. If you’re looking for someone who colors outside the lines, who pushes boundaries, and who encourages you to do the same, then we might just be a match made in spicy heaven.
But here’s the truth: my approach isn’t for everyone. It might make some people uncomfortable, raise a few eyebrows, and cause a stir. And that’s okay. Because I firmly believe that those who are truly ready to ignite their relationship with money, to embrace their inner erotic power, and to create a turned-on life of abundance will find their way to me.
So, if you’re ready to leave behind the ordinary and embark on a journey of unapologetic pleasure, if you’re willing to dance on the edge and embrace your wild side, then I invite you to join me. But if you prefer the safety of the sidelines, if you’re not ready to embrace your inner spice, then it’s best to seek guidance elsewhere.
Remember, life is too short for mediocrity. So let’s turn up the heat, embrace our desires, and set the world on fire together. If you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and explore a whole new realm of financial empowerment, then I’m here, waiting for you with open arms (and a wicked grin).
P.S. If it’s not you who is ready for passion, but you know someone who would be perfect, I’m offering $250 for every successful referral into UNHOLY MONEY as a huge thank you for helping me change the world! Make sure to tell me who sent you!